{"id":112,"date":"2014-09-11T11:10:57","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T08:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bengusuozcan.com\/?p=112"},"modified":"2016-07-19T22:32:24","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T19:32:24","slug":"kac-elma-kafa-yapar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bengusuozcan.com\/en\/random-stuff\/kac-elma-kafa-yapar\/","title":{"rendered":"Ka\u00e7 Elma Kafa Yapar?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcnlerde yine nerede \u00e7evirme var, hangi yoldan gidilir muhabbetinin d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc bir araba yolculu\u011funda <em>\u201cKanada\u2019da s\u0131f\u0131r promilmi\u015f abi, \u00fc\u00e7 d\u00f6rt tane elma yesen ceza yazacaklar hahahaha<\/em>\u201d repli\u011fi ge\u00e7ti\u011fini duydum. Sonra daha \u00f6nce de \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131m bu ger\u00e7e\u011fi ara\u015ft\u0131rmaya karar vererek g\u00fclme krizlerine girdim desem yeridir.<br \/>\nSene 2010\u2019da \u00e7i\u00e7e\u011fi burnunda cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Erdo\u011fan, ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k y\u0131llar\u0131n\u0131n kula\u011fa k\u00fcpe s\u00f6ylemlerinden bir tanesini daha sunmu\u015f bizlere, kendisi \u015funun uzun bir versiyonunu s\u00f6ylemi\u015f \u201c<em>G\u00fcnde bir kadeh sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131 diyorlar, alkol yerine meyve yiyin karde\u015fim. Ayn\u0131s\u0131 onda da var, zaten bu i\u00e7kiler meyveden yap\u0131lm\u0131yor mu?<\/em>\u201d (Radikal, H\u00fcrriyet gazeteleri)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1891\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/myweb.sabanciuniv.edu\/suchas\/files\/2014\/09\/elma-erdil-yasaroglu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1891\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1891\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/myweb.sabanciuniv.edu\/suchas\/files\/2014\/09\/elma-erdil-yasaroglu-300x284.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"284\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1891\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u015eimdi \u015furada iki ye\u015fil elma olacakt\u0131&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Haberin ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u201cAlkol yerine meyve yiyin\u201d olunca haliyle ald\u0131 beni bir g\u00fclme. Ayr\u0131ca haber de kabul etmek gerekir ki sansasyonel olsun diye \u00e7arp\u0131tma bir ba\u015fl\u0131kla sunulmu\u015f, kastedilen \u015fey i\u00e7kiden elde edilecek \u015fifan\u0131n meyvelerde de bulunabilece\u011fi. Esas durumsa \u015fu ki elbette tavsiye edilen bir kadehlik \u015farap hem meyve vitamini de\u011ferinden hem de ondan ziyade alkol etkisiyle kalp ritmini artt\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan ve v\u00fccudu dinamik tuttu\u011fundan dolay\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 ge\u00e7mi\u015f vaziyette. Sa\u011fda solda caiz midir de\u011fil midir programlar\u0131na g\u00f6nderilen sorularda da caps yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z \u00fczere, meyvenin i\u00e7indeki alkol fermente olmu\u015f yani i\u00e7kilerin i\u00e7inde bulunan t\u00fcrden alkol de\u011fil. Yani oturup iki kilo kadar elma yedi\u011finizde kafay\u0131 bulmu\u015fsan\u0131z bunun sebebi muhtemelen haz\u0131ms\u0131zl\u0131k veya \u015feker komas\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\nVelhas\u0131l\u0131kelam beni yazmaya iten \u015fey bu abidik gubidik konudan ibaret de\u011fildi asl\u0131nda. Zaman ge\u00e7tik\u00e7e din alg\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n bu kadar kelime \u00fczerine, bu kadar formaliteye dayand\u0131r\u0131lmas\u0131 beni b\u00fcy\u00fck bir \u00e7eli\u015fkiye soktu. S\u00f6zgelimi meyvede alkol bulundu\u011fu bilimsel ger\u00e7e\u011fi yay\u0131ld\u0131ktan sonra bunun dini caizli\u011fini sorgulayan tayfa, pekala da dinde bunun yasaklanmas\u0131n\u0131n nedeninin insan bilincinin yitirilmesi oldu\u011funu ve d\u00fcnya kadar meyve yiyip bu etkinin g\u00f6r\u00fclmedi\u011fini biliyor. Ama yine de sanki bir t\u00fcr scanner\u2019dan ge\u00e7irilip k\u0131y\u0131da k\u00f6\u015fede b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 falsolardan dert yanmak istememecesine b\u00f6ylesine \u015faka gibi elman\u0131n, portakal\u0131n pe\u015fine d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor.<br \/>\n\u00d6te yandan meyveyi g\u00f6zalt\u0131na al\u0131p da yine dinde \u201c<em>Her kim de d\u00f6ner, yeniden faiz al\u0131rsa, i\u015fte onlar cehennemin sakinleridirler, hep orada kalacaklard\u0131r.<\/em> \u201d (Elmal\u0131l\u0131 Hamdi Yaz\u0131r sadele\u015ftirilmi\u015f Kur\u2019an Meali) ge\u00e7ti\u011fi halde nas\u0131l bankalar\u0131 ta\u015flam\u0131yor, nas\u0131l gidip krediyle ev araba al\u0131p gezebiliyor ak\u0131l s\u0131r erdiremiyorum. Kelimeler i\u015fine geldik\u00e7e kutsall\u0131k katsay\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 m\u0131 yitiriyor anlayamad\u0131m.<br \/>\nYine s\u00f6zgelimi muhafazakar politika izleyen ve bunu da s\u00f6ylevlerinde s\u00f6zel olarak dile getiren h\u00fck\u00fcmet partisi de san\u0131rsam ki \u201ckapitalizmin oyunlar\u0131na OK vermi\u015f\u201d durumda. \u201c<em>Ama art\u0131k modernle\u015ftik, modern d\u00fczene uymal\u0131y\u0131z, d\u00fcnya milletleriyle ayn\u0131 d\u00fczeyde olabilmeliyiz.<\/em>\u201d Gibi s\u00f6ylemler son derece mant\u0131kl\u0131 tabi. Daha da mant\u0131kl\u0131s\u0131, hala g\u00fcndeme \u00e7ok e\u015flili\u011fin caizli\u011finin ve hatta elman\u0131n, portakal\u0131n, kivinin getirilebilmesi bence.<\/p>\n<p>Beng\u00fcsu<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcnlerde yine nerede \u00e7evirme var, hangi yoldan gidilir muhabbetinin d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc bir araba yolculu\u011funda \u201cKanada\u2019da s\u0131f\u0131r promilmi\u015f abi, \u00fc\u00e7 d\u00f6rt tane elma yesen ceza yazacaklar hahahaha\u201d repli\u011fi ge\u00e7ti\u011fini duydum. Sonra daha \u00f6nce de \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131m bu ger\u00e7e\u011fi ara\u015ft\u0131rmaya karar vererek g\u00fclme krizlerine girdim desem yeridir. Sene 2010\u2019da \u00e7i\u00e7e\u011fi burnunda cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Erdo\u011fan, ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k y\u0131llar\u0131n\u0131n kula\u011fa k\u00fcpe s\u00f6ylemlerinden bir tanesini daha sunmu\u015f bizlere, kendisi \u015funun uzun bir versiyonunu s\u00f6ylemi\u015f \u201cG\u00fcnde bir kadeh sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131 diyorlar, alkol yerine meyve yiyin karde\u015fim. Ayn\u0131s\u0131 onda da var, zaten bu i\u00e7kiler meyveden yap\u0131lm\u0131yor mu?\u201d (Radikal, H\u00fcrriyet gazeteleri) Haberin ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u201cAlkol yerine meyve yiyin\u201d olunca haliyle ald\u0131 beni bir g\u00fclme. Ayr\u0131ca haber de kabul etmek gerekir ki sansasyonel olsun diye \u00e7arp\u0131tma bir ba\u015fl\u0131kla sunulmu\u015f, kastedilen \u015fey i\u00e7kiden elde edilecek \u015fifan\u0131n meyvelerde de bulunabilece\u011fi. Esas durumsa \u015fu ki elbette tavsiye edilen bir kadehlik \u015farap hem meyve vitamini de\u011ferinden hem de ondan ziyade alkol etkisiyle kalp ritmini artt\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan ve v\u00fccudu dinamik tuttu\u011fundan dolay\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 ge\u00e7mi\u015f vaziyette. Sa\u011fda solda caiz midir de\u011fil midir programlar\u0131na g\u00f6nderilen sorularda da caps yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z \u00fczere, meyvenin i\u00e7indeki alkol fermente olmu\u015f yani i\u00e7kilerin i\u00e7inde bulunan t\u00fcrden alkol de\u011fil. Yani oturup iki kilo kadar elma yedi\u011finizde kafay\u0131 bulmu\u015fsan\u0131z bunun sebebi muhtemelen haz\u0131ms\u0131zl\u0131k veya \u015feker komas\u0131d\u0131r. 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